OINK! Oh wow, hello there Squishable Piggy. That is quite an aggressive greeting you have there. Ah! You've been trying to get my attention for 10 minutes now? You were going to share a cupcake but ate it out of frustration instead? You've decided I'm incredibly rude? You've trashed my noise-canceling headphones? And set my house on fire? And now you're dating my childhood crush? Point made, little pig, point made.
This donut might be big enough to almost work as a floaty ring for a lazy river, but just like a real donut, this 15" Pink Donut plush will still get soggy and ruined. But you can lay on it on dry land and pretend. It's okay, we all do it.