The great advantage of having a 9" Lich plush is that they can never die. Ever. They're already undead, and now immortal. So you will ALWAYS be able to hug them. Always.
Hey Mini Lich! You crazy undead necromancer you, how the heck are ya doing? I haven't seen you in centuries! You look great! No really, for an ancient undead sorcerer, your skin is nailing it! What are you using to make your complexion so glowy? Drinking a lot of water? Staying away from negative influences? Bathing in the souls of your foolish victims? Oh! Oh.