Go to school, get a job, pay the mortgage bill, fall in love, have children, then retire and reflect on a life lived in plastic and cardboard... then compare it to others to see who ended up richer!
When we brought out the board and asked 'Should people play with Ouija boards?', the response we got was 'ask again later'. We then had to inform it that it was not, in fact, a magic 8 ball. Poor ghost.