A single six-sided die of randomly chosen color and style, with an engraved word balloon containing the phrase "SON OF A BITCH!" inked in white in place of the "1" side pips. The ink for the other sides may be in a different color.
Climb the ladder, fall down the chute, climb the ladder, fall down the chute. Feels a bit Sisyphean, doesn't it? But eventually, someone wins! And then you start again.