A single six-sided die of randomly chosen color and style, with an engraved word balloon containing the phrase "SON OF A BITCH!" inked in white in place of the "1" side pips. The ink for the other sides may be in a different color.
Cable not included, unfortunately. Can you even call it a cable car if it doesn't have the cable? I guess just calling it 'car' wouldn't be very descriptive.