A single six-sided die of randomly chosen color and style, with an engraved word balloon containing the phrase "SON OF A BITCH!" inked in white in place of the "1" side pips. The ink for the other sides may be in a different color.
When traveling, especially into somewhere as marshy sounding as the Inklands, it's always a good idea to pack one's valuables in boxes. These particular boxes hold 80 cards each.