Unemployed Philosopher's Guild

Put some ice caps on your cap with the Mars hair pin, one of three planets represented! Read more

Is that a raven in your hair? No, nevermore. Edgar Allen Poe hair clips! Read more

Rawr! Roar! Stomp stomp! Bring some prehistoric flare to your outfit with these enamel pin hair pins! Read more

Three enamel hair pins of the three-hearted variety! Read more

Now here is an artistic statement to wear in your hair. And a squirrel. You can have a squirrel in your hair and it not freak out on you. A set of 3 enamel pins, Bob Ross style. Read more

Caw! Screech! Hoot! For those who don't speak bird, I'll translate: These enamel pins think your hair would be ideal to nest in, and they're willing to make this a mutually beneficial transaction. They get a place to live, and you get a cool pin. Read more

Those closets were probably getting pretty hot anyway, what with the drink and all. A 14 oz mug that changes with heat! Read more

Morbid as it may first appear, there's a line of thought that says life has meaning because it is finite. I wouldn't mind being reminded to make the most of the day every morning, myself. Read more

I bet the people in this mug now wished they'd just closed the beach. A mug that changes with heat! Read more

You know how the captains tend to have a thing they say when they want to go warp. Like 'hit it', or 'engage' with a little hand motion. You could come up with a phrase for when you heat this mug. The hand motion is obviously raising the mug to drink. Read more